RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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