there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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