we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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