just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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