Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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