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i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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