I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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