if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
it glows. i had to have it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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