did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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