he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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