that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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