His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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