forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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