Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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