I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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