seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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