it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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