normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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