would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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