i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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