if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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