the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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