i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You dont lie about slip and slides
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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