spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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