i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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