You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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