I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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