discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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