He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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