so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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