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She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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