My hair reeks of homosexuality.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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