Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize