I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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