tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
FUCK WHALES
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