Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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