Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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