can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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