But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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