You're my little dorito
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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