So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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