Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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