The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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