come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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