and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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