That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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