I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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