Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
