That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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