What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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