Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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