So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
so much tequila, so little girl.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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